OMG

A woman in England has been BANNED from all her local nightclubs . . . because they said she's TOO OLD to wear the outfits she likes. Now, she's only 28 . . . but she's a mother of four. We don't know . . . we looked at the photos and it could go either way
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Nom nom nom...

The Super Bowl is the second-biggest 'eating day' of the year in the U.S., behind only Thanksgiving. And this year, Americans will eat 1.25 BILLION CHICKEN WINGS during the game. That's approximately 11 wings for every person watching. Wings aren't even the most popular Super Bowl food . . . dips are. Wings are second, and pizza and chips tie for third. Read more HERE

$$ Powerball $$

It just got TWICE as expensive to become a multimillionaire overnight. This week, the cost of a ticket for the Powerball lottery went up from $1 to $2. The odds of winning some of the smaller prizes also increased . . . but THOSE didn't double. They went up from one-in-35 to one-in-32. Your odds of winning the full jackpot are still about one-in-195 million. Read more HERE

Must Love Dogs

According to a new survey, 60% of us let our dogs lick our face. And apparently, that's a BAD thing. Oops. Don't believe the myth that a dog's mouth is CLEAN . . . it's not. When your dog licks your face he can transfer bacteria that could potentially make you sick. Read more HERE

What The Hell Theater

Last week in North Carolina, police arrested a man with an outstanding murder warrant. Once he was in jail, a gun turned up in his cell. And they believe he smuggled it in . . . inside his RECTUM. The gun was TEN INCHES LONG and he shoved it up there. Wisely, it was UNLOADED . . . he was taken to the hospital to see if he suffered any injuries from smuggling the gun like that. Read more HERE

On Friday morning, a police officer in Florida spotted a couple having MORNING SEX in a car near a park. When she went to break them up, the guy took off. The cops found him . . . AND found he had a bunch of stolen property in the car. So, because he couldn't resist morning sex . . . and then fled and drew attention to himself . . . he's facing a bunch of theft charges. Read more HERE